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Also by this author: The Mother Road The Randy Romance Novelist
by Meghan Quinn Published by Indie
on April 12, 2016 Genres: Contemporary
, Romance Pages:
330 Buy on Amazon Goodreads
It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.
For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.
My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.
I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.
This is my life after my happily ever after…
**WARNING: THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST IS OVER THE TOP, RIDICULOUS, AND IS MEANT TO MAKE YOU BURST OUT IN LAUGHTER, QUESTION THE SANITY OF THIS AUTHOR, AND WELCOME OVER-DRAMATIZED COMEDY INTO YOUR LIFE. PLEASE PROCEED IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ ABOUT ABSURD TOMFOOLERY TYPE EVENTS, BE EXPOSED TO THE BOOK WORLD AND OTHER AUTHORS, AS WELL AS SEE THAT EVEN IN THE MIDST OF A COMICAL COMBUSTION OF NONSENSICAL CRAZINESS (AND NAÏVE CHARACTERS) LOVE WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL.**
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Although this book can be read as a standalone, I HIGHLY recommend you reading The Virgin Romance Novelist first. Not only will you have missed out on some great humor, you’ll miss out on the backstory of Rosie and Henry’s relationship.
Now that I have that out of the way, I just want to say how much I’ve missed Rosie and Henry. Their lives are just full of humor, embarrassing situations and awesome friends. Add in a sadistic cat who has no qualms about pleasuring himself and torturing others, and you are in for a hilarious ride!
However, what really stole my heart this book was Henry. We get his POV as well as Rosie’s and I didn’t realize how much I needed it until I got it. As I’m writing this review, I went back to look at highlights and almost all of them are from or about him. Right away he melted me.
“You’re so fucking beautiful; do you know that?” Henry asked, starting me in the eyes. “Every day, I wake up with you in my arms, thanking whoever wants to listen for letting you be mine.”
Swoon. Seriously, swoon. His love is undying and honest. I could go on and on.
I also really enjoyed the banter between Rosie, Henry, Delaney and Derk. It seems that have no boundaries, which I love.
Overall, I enjoyed this book. It grew my love for Henry and gave me some deep belly laughs. There were just a few things that kept me from giving 5 stars but it would give away some things so we can just chalk it up to personal preference.
Meghan is one of my go to authors. If she writes it, I read it. I can’t wait to see what she does next!
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Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch…
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…